Kids Say…
Published November 10th, 2007 in L.A. Toddler, Kids Say....
You know, if you’re going to lie… lie well.
We were eating breakfast this morning and L.A. Toddler has always had a problem using her napkin correctly. And by correctly, I mean that she must believe that the napkin should be the cleanest thing left on the table at the end of a meal.
She was eating her eggs and sometimes uses her hands to clean the muck off her face. As per usual, she wiped her mouth off with her hand and proceeded to wipe it on her pants.
I asked her, “Did you just wipe your food on your leg?”
She took a moment and stated plainly, “No. I was tickling myself.”
That’s my baby girl…
Too cute.
I can’t believe I missed the birth! Damn! (Kicks couch…)
Congratulations big guy! I hope all is well and everyone is doing great.
I’m soooooo watching Ellen on Monday so I can make fun of you…er, I mean, wish you all the best.
Take care, friend.
My kids don’t even try to get creative. They just use their clothes as napkins. And Kleenex, that’s always nice to watch.
That’s so awesome…not that she is lying but that she is creative enough to e good at it
The fibbing does indeed seem to come naturally to the wee ones. Especially girls…or is that just my imagination? I mean, whenever I ask Crabtot to help cleanup these days, she tells me she suddenly “has a little throat” (pointing at stomach — she thinks a sore throat occurs in the belly region). Amazing how fast she feels better after Mom has put away the Lego. Irritating on the one hand but who isn’t proud of having a devious daughter (or son) in some fashion? I mean, isn’t nature just teaching them how to outsmart their opponents? Nice work, LA Todd!
That is hillarious! congradulations on your little sweetie!!
Hehe! Sounds like she’s gearing up for teaching LA Baby the ropes.
Oh, boy. Think of the hits you’ll get off of THAT google search.
G’day, I’m over there from Phil’s blog. Just poppin over to see what all this TV star business is all about
, imagine that a Star even before you are born.
Any how, congratulations to you and your family! She’s gorgeous. My ears was all my hubby joked my little boy had from me!
My daughter still doesn’t even use utensils sometimes…even if we’re having spaghetti. Napkins are well beyond her. She once wiped her hands on my pants because, she said, she didn’t want to get hers dirty.
I have a neice who was visiting us at age 3 but she is now 12.
She continued to talk after I said lights out and goodnight. I must have gone into the room where her and my daughter were 12 times. On the last big “ssshhhh” she quietly and sweetly said to me,
“I need to pee”
I said, “okay let’s go!
But I am going in there with you. She went through the entire act. I knew she didnt have to go. It was a mere ploy to stay awakea whole 2 minutes longer.
So when she stood up I said,” Okay, now I am going to check the toilet and I hope you didn’t lie to me?”
Without skipping a beat and with that sweet little voice she said, ” Okay but you know I pee clear!”
3 YEARS OLD???