When I was a wee lad, every single man in my life - uncles, older cousins, my grandfather, all of ‘em - would fart. Loudly. But none of them would ever admit they passed the gas.
Oh, no.
They never did it. It was always that “frog” that just ran under the chair. As a kid, I […]

Do you have one toy in your house that you would like to light on fire, drop in a well, and then smart-bomb the shit out of the whole area?
I do.
And it won’t go away. And it’s going to kill me.
It’s this toy phone. It says Smart Phone on the front but it should say […]

Last night, I got to be a kid again…
When you live in Los Angeles, it’s next to impossible to get tickets (at face value) for a rock concert. All the record label big-wigs chew up huge allotments of tickets and nothing is ever left for the fans. Plus, I pretty busy making movies so I […]

One of the nice things about moving from L.A. back to Ohio in the Spring was that we were able to settle in and prepare ourselves for the hell that is Winter. We just didn’t think it would come… this soon.
But Old Man Winter has beseiged us. We are surrounded. Eat, drink and be merry… […]

Over at my EcoRemodelers.com blog, I’ve got some painting done. More bamboo flooring is coming up this weekend.

I finally got around to uploading my Halloween pictures. Better late than never, I guess. Of course, it’s not as bad as the fact that I still have a pumpkin literally melting on my front porch…

This was LA Toddler’s first Halloween away from California. Our friends live just down the street so we all went […]

I wanted to say happy birthday to you, L.A. Baby!
You’re one year old now! We had a fun little birthday party for you. I’m sure you won’t remember it, so I’ll tell you about it.

Grandma came over (she’s my mom) and so did your grandpa and your uncle (on mommy’s side)! A few friends from […]