So, it’s official.
We’re now looking for a house.
It was one of our biggest reasons for moving back to Ohio. Sure, we wanted the girls to be close to the grand parental units and we wanted them to have really good schools. But… let’s be honest. We wanted a big freakin’ house with more bathrooms than […]

I send off my request for a personalized license plate… and this is what they send me:

What I REALLY wanted it to say was: “EHRF 5007″
The DMV always screws me over! Bastards…
Oh, well. I guess I’ll just have to live with it.

While standing in line at the grocery store today, I saw what was probably the most useless book ever written.
Other than The Secret, of course.
It was called The Idiot’s Guide to NASCAR.
Now, why would you need a book for idiots for an activity where all the fans are–?
Well, you know what I mean.

- When the only foreign car you see is the one you’re driving.
- When every person working out at the gym is wearing the same Ohio State Buckeyes T-shirt.
- When ever you see a Buick ahead of you, you’d better not be in any hurry.
Okay, I guess I must stop and explain the last one… […]

When someone asks how you’re feeling, your first reaction is probably to say, “Fine.” You could be the happiest camper on Earth or you could be passing a kidney stone and you’d still give the same answer.
If I ask L.A. Toddler how things are going, she also tells that all is well. Sometimes I know […]

It will change…
That’s an old saying they used to have when I lived in Ohio. And it couldn’t be more true today.
Since I left L.A. on a warm, sunny day (like every day before it for the past 4 months), I have been exposed to snow, ice, rain, hail, extreme heat, cold, thunder, lightning, strong […]

Okay, it’s time for another rant…
There’s something that keeps happening and it needs to stop. It happened when we were in L.A. and it’s happening here, too. And what’s really bad is that people who do this should know better…
On any given day, we generally put the girls down for their naps sometime between 12:30 […]

At a mere 7 months, L.A. Baby is crawling.
And it is now her mission to move across the floor, bed, and street as fast as she can (Oh, I told her to “go play in traffic” and she took me seriously. Because… now she can.)
She’s a little cruiser, too. There’s no stopping her either. She […]

Things are returning to normal. We’re still adjusting to things, of course. But the stress is nearly gone.
L.A. Mommy was supposed to start her new job this week, but it turns out they forgot about all the security stuff she needs to go through. And since it’s a major brokerage firm, she can’t begin until […]