I can be an evil bastard. When I want to be.
I have a nasty little habit of walking into a fairly quiet room - at home, at work, just about anywhere - and humming a little tune. Or whistling. Or… god forbid… actually singing. Trust me. I cannot sing! Not even to save my life.
When […]

Hey, for those of you in the L.A. area, LeahPeah has talked me into joining L.A. Bloggers Live! So that’s what I’ll be doing tomorrow evening. If you’d like to stop by the Tangier Lounge, you’ll have to listen to me blather on for a few minutes, but you’ll get to hear these amazing folks […]

I always wonder how the things I do or say will affect my daughter in the future. What weird habits is she developing? Is it my fault? Will it all lead to extensive therapy sessions?
I will never, at any point in my life, be considered a picky eater. Food and I are on pretty good […]

Last year, when L.A. Toddler was two, we had a friend take her pictures. She was a professional photographer with all the bells and whistles.

For our daughter’s three year old pics, I decided to spend the money I would have used to pay someone else on a new toy. With my Nikon D40, I can […]

When I was standing in the room at St. Joe’s hospital in Burbank and the doctor was doing the ultrasound on L.A. Mommy… I was very calm. Not just because I’d done all this before. I think it was because I didn’t really care what the sex of our next child was. I thought I […]

I pleaded with you to save me from the horrible human child and you did nothing. And now… it’s gone from bad to worse!
I need to be rescued from these people!
I get into one little fight with this bitch who keeps hanging out in my yard and the humans think I’m in some sort of […]

(Un)relaxeddad, over at Relaxed Parents tagged me with a meme (last month! Gulp! Sorry!) and I’m finally getting around to it. Quite a few things have been coming down at me all at once so it was nice to just kick back and answer a few questions. I don’t like to tag folks for these […]

Chuck Norris Toilet Paper

My most recent short film - about a real man’s toilet paper

I did my first guest post on someone else’s blog. Rachel, over at Modern Mommy, asked me to fill in on her Tune in Tuesdays weekly segment and I was flattered. So, head on over to her site and she was she has to offer.

What did you do for Father’s Day? I worked my butt off. It started out nice. We went out to breakfast and I ate enough junk that I’m surprised my arteries didn’t clog up and my heart seize on the spot (Sausage gravy is the devil’s work…)
Then we headed over to IKEA to look for […]