L.A. Mommy and I got to go out on Saturday night! We met up with some fellow bloggers for dinner and drinks. We left L.A. Toddler with a friend, ditched the sweat pants and got dressed up, and painted the town (nothing too crazy - we didn’t paint it red or anything. More of a […]

My Daily Commute

Lane-sharing in LA!

Everybody wants to be a rock star. Even A-list actors - who already have all the fame and money anyone could ever hope for - want to be rock stars. Of course, I did, too.. Still do.
But since I never learned how to play an instrument, I had to settle. I used to be a […]

I always hate it when old people whine about the “good old days.” But now… I’m getting older so it’s my turn. I’ve earned the right.
Do you remember when you were a kid and you absolutely couldn’t wait to roll out of bed and flip on your TV on Saturday morning? Of course you do! […]

Over on the Cocktails with Kevin blog, he laments how some people who blog sometimes… disappear. There’s a blogging exodus where some of his favorite writers seemingly abandon their blogs. What happens to them? Do they get too busy? Has there been some tragedy?
Well, it got me thinking…
What happens to my blog if I get […]

This is either my future daughter or son! We won’t know the sex until our next visit in 4 weeks! At this point, L.A. Fetus is 12 weeks old and the due date is November 2nd…
It’s hard to tell from the picture, but if you look close you might be able to make out that […]

I get these updates from the Parent Center about your child’s development and what to look for at certain milestones. This week, they sent me an email that promised to tell me what my daughter’s height will be when she’s an adult.
So, I took the bait.
I filled out all the information which included sex, age, […]

I thought I had more time! At least a couple of years. But, no. It’s not meant to be. My darling, sweet, and innocent 3 year old daughter has started to touch herself in her “special place.”
She doesn’t always do it. Luckily. Usually when she’s in the tub or between clothing changes. And she thinks […]

Hello, Funseekers!
We’re changing the date of the party! Our party location wouldn’t work on May 19th - and the weekend before is Mother’s Day weekend and the weekend after is Memorial Day weekend!
Soooooo… We’re bumping the party date by two weeks! It’s going to be on June 2nd! And there are, surprisingly, no holidays that […]

I’m going deaf. Seriously, I can’t hear shit anymore. I already can’t smell or taste - I’m running out of senses, man…
It’s time to start shopping for the Beltone. But I have no one to blame but moi. I seriously jacked ‘em up from way too much music being played way too loud for way […]